[PDF.48fj] How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack: Defend Yourself When the Lawn Warriors Strike (And They Will)

How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack: Defend Yourself When the Lawn Warriors Strike (And They Will)

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 | #35608 in Books |  Random House |  2010-09-07 |  2010-09-07 | Original language:English | PDF # 1 |  8.30 x.40 x5.50l,.68 | File type: PDF | 112 pages

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||7 of 7 people found the following review helpful.| This book saved my life|By SS|I had no idea my gnome BFFs were going to kill me. I had been going about my silly life, never thinking their cheery faces were actually plotting my demise. They're clever little boogers. While this book did suggest a good amount of ways to protect yourself from these pointed hat wearing twerps, I simply used it to beat them away as they came at me| |“Just AWESOME...filled with delightfully demonic photographs of rampaging, blissful garden gnomes. This is a classic ‘gift’ book (just in time for Christmas) with eye candy pictures galore.”|—This Garden Is Illegal blog, 9/29/10||

Move over zombies and adolescent vampires.
 
There’s a new threat in town—and it’s only twelve inches tall. How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack is the only comprehensive survival guide that will help you prevent, prepare for, and ward off an imminent home invasion by the common garden gnome. Once thought of as harmless yard decorations, evidence is mounting that these smiling lawn statues are poised and ready to wreck havoc. T...

You can specify the type of files you want, for your device.How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack: Defend Yourself When the Lawn Warriors Strike (And They Will)   |  Chuck Sambuchino.Not only was the story interesting, engaging and relatable, it also teaches lessons.

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